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In the world of game shows and award shows and everything else… Like shows from American Idol to The Voice to Celebrity Apprentice to Celebrity Cook Off to well, to everything.

We have second rate celebrities doing things that we ourselves used to be able to do. From dancing for chance, we have people like Nancy Grace dancing to washed up sports talents like Emmitt Smith. What are we going to do about all of this!?

I don’t know.. But in order for me to full fill my own life, to me to be happy to do something, I’ve deiceded there is only one thing left to do. Yes, that’s right, to start a celebrity game show!

Didn’t see that coming? Me neither. It came out of left field.

Any ways, what makes this game great? I don’t know. It’s probably been done before. But for this show, this idea, I’ve deiceded I will take seven stars, people I like, and show case their talents, and whatever else and each week we will rank them.

And how will we deicede the winnner? Easy, whoever I like the best.

HAHAHAHAHA!!

So how many celebrities will we choose from? Who will be them?

How about this for the first annual version… Let’s choose seven. Hmm… now who… let’s check Wiki…

Alright.. let’s go with the top seven wealthiest.. maybe you know one of these people….

So without further ado.. let’s choose the people….

OPRAH WINFREY

JAY-Z

50 CENT

MAGIC JOHNSON

DIDDY

MARTHA STEWART

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

While we have listed seven of the most richest celebrities known to mankind… do we know what it takes for them to win this game?

What’s the rules of this game? Can I play along at home?

I don’t know… We have seven huge players in the world, from entertainment to crap they have stuff in my local shopping store.

I’m going to take seven catagories for these seven celebrities and the person who doesn’t have the best ranking will definetly lose this first week and will become the first person eliminated this week.

Who will it be?

I hope I don’t get this wrong!

Oprah

Jay-Z

50 Cent

Martha

Arnold

Diddy

Magic

Are they stinkin’ rich?

YES

YES

YES

YES

YES

YES

YES

Name a Product Using Their Name

OPRAH’S OPRAH

JAY-Z’S Sleeping Pills

50 Cent’s 50 Cent Peice

Martha! Martha! Martha!

Arnold’s Schwerzie

Diddy’s B Liddy

Magic Stick

Star or paid programming bum?

TV STAR

TV GUEST

WHERE?

TV STAR

RETIRED?

TV GUEST/WHERE?

NEW TV CHANNEL?

Do they use their birth name?

NO

NO

SERIOUSLY?

YES

YES

Too Many Names

NO

Have they had it their way?

NO

NO

Works There

NO

NO

NO

NOPES

Do I like them?

NO

NO

NO

NO

MAYBE

NO

NO

Points

3

2.5

1

4

4

1.5

3

The Celebrity who will be kicked off this week is…. 50 Cent!!

YAY! YAY! YAY!

Go back to the bank and fetch yourself some more cents!

Hmmm… I don’t think I like any of these so-called Celebrity Icons….

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