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With the 1,000th WWE Raw now have passed and the world having a few moments to process what happened. Let me take a few quick looks at what I believe should of happened or could of happened or things that just didn’t work out for me… EH.. let’s just call it my take on things.. I mean after all I do this all the time.. But this time it’s like 1,000 times bigger. I hope I don’t blow it like some people did…..

We start out the 1,000 show with a brief look back at some classic moments from Monday Night Raw’s past excluding anyone associated with TNA such as… well.. there was a lot from Jeff Jarrett to Kurt Angle to Hulk Hogan to Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin…

Hell even some of the great legends who had passed along that had helped to build the foundation to what Raw is today.. Yes we had brief mentions of Mr. Perfect and Randy Savage but outside of that not much was noted… A video montage would have been something incredible. From the stars we’ve lost that performed on Raw. Maybe I missed it.

But then again all we got was the Triple H show.

Yes. I am saying that it was mainly the Triple H show. Due to the fact that well, come on, tell me one instance he didn’t have his big nose hogging all the television time. Yeah, yeah. He sat by and watched the likes of Shawn Michaels, Sean Waltman, Jesse James and Billy Gunn do some stuff.. Hell, yeah, he even let his wife beat up Paul E.

But he has two segments, while someone like Roddy Piper, well, I guess he had 2 segments too. But then again, he was just a background character in the Lita squashing Heath Slater.

So maybe I should just shush it and let the Chairman of the Board present this weeks Hachland’s HachMe Edition Of Monday Night Raw!!!

Maybe I should shorten it to Hach’s Raw Review. Or Raw Watched. Ehhh.. You name it. I’ll do it!

The love affair between Vince McMahon and Vince McMahon seemed to go on for the entire night, but after rewatching the show I noticed it only went on for two hours and 59 minutes.

What was the other minute spent on?

Okay, okay maybe I’m over exaggerating about it taking that long. The Jack Swagger/Brodus Clay Match I mean. That thing seriously was over in a blink of an eye.

I’m really confused on what they’re doing with Jack Swagger or as I’ve been calling him to all my stuffed animals… Joe Jobber.

But hey, maybe he’s getting a big push, like when last week I was complaining about the lack of push The Miz was getting and then…

But then who knows.. maybe Jack Swagger will be the new United States champion or better yet…


It is a real nice thing to do…

The Miz thing.. Not the Jack Swagger King Of The Jobbers thing…

I mean after all The Miz will be starring in the Marine 3 pretty soon.. Why not put a title on him to make a little promotional with the title…

How great would that be.

But then again, what are we doing with Christian? His buddy retires and isn’t allowed to come to Raw 1000. Is hero introduces him and he loses the title?

Is Christian the every day punching bag? Or throw around guy? I’m confused…

Yeah, Chrisitan… I don’t know either, but then again you are the brilliant guy who left TNA and returned to WWE… Because you are so damn smart…

Haha.. You could have been in the Bound For Glory tournament, but look at you now… You are a former Intercontinental Champion.. HAHHAAHAHA…

Speaking of TNA.. It looks like WWE revealed who the Aces and Eights are…

I can’t be saying all of this.. The internet communities of wrestling dweebs might think it’s real and blab about it.

I mean after all they are so smart that they’re thinking any group of people that attack other people are a rip off of some group called the Nexus..

Because that has never happened ever in the history of the world ever!!


History has never, ever repeated itself so don’t worry about odd things happening.. Because nothing is ever repeated… We get new things every time we watch television.. especially wrestling television. We don’t get some guy that actually used to be in Nexus coming out every week telling us that he’s the best and the all the people suck, per say, and that he can beat all the legends… Yet.. gets himself killed by legends week in and week out…

He may not be destroying the legends at all.. but he’s doing one thing very well for them. Getting them back in the limelight.

Yep.. that’s the WWE.com’s Top 25 Rankings.. And at number 25 is Road Warrior Animal and number 23? Yeah that Rikishi guy.

But then again who can believe it? I mean CM Punk is number two..

Yeah, you know who is number 1?

Yep, you guessed it…

Wow, let me take a minute for that to soak in….

Eh.. I don’t know I think I’m gona need a little more time…

I wish I could have a nice cold beverage from Sonic.. Oh wait, what’s that…

I can!!

Well, yeah, I think all of above is also acceptable..

What do you think?

Is any of them ashamed or just beyond shocked that Sonic came all the way to the ring side area yet the closes to the arena is 6 miles away!

That girl was surely on her skates for way too long…

But he shall just have to wait until I continue my Raw views…

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