So you’ve gotten yourself addicted to the game Candy Crush and are deciding it’s time to get your life back on track but don’t want to lose all the fun you’ve had from Candy Crush? Well, luckily for you I know how to help!

First step… Enter your closet, find your best clothes. The nicest dress or suit, depending on your gender and preference. Now make sure to wear the clothing.

We will give you a few seconds for this to happen. Okay a couple minutes.

Is your hair perfect? Dressed to the tens?

Okay, now how can you succeed at life and Candy Crush?

You don’t.


But at least you’re dressed up.