Wednesday The 25th Of 2013

TDG “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams”

— Dr. Seuss

A Favre Return?
Is it really true? Is legendary quarterback Brett Favre set to make his return to the world of NFL? Rumors are spreading again. Everyone is rumbling and speculating if and even when it will happen. And what if it actually does happen! Which team would desperately needs a quarterback? A 43 year old man at that! What if Favre actually did make a comeback? Would you like to see him playing for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers or the Jacksonville Jaguars? Maybe the Oakland Raiders and Cleveland Browns could use him! And would it be a little shocking if he came back and became the quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles?

Now it’s true that these are just speculations and it has all attributed to a small comment made by Favre’s agent Bus Cook “His arms look like a blacksmith’s arms. He rides a bike probably 30-50 miles a day. He runs four or five miles a day. He’s coaching at the high school and they’re undefeated. He loves it. His body fat is 7.5 percent and he weighs 225 pounds. He could play today, better than a lot of them out there today.”

Wait! Did he say he’s coaching a high school team? Oh never mind, that wasn’t the big deal. The big deal is he rides a bike 30 to 50 miles a day. I don’t even drive my car that far. Yet here is this guy thirteen years my elder going through bike tires faster than I pump gas!

Would I love to see number 4 make his return? Yes. Would I be ashamed if he played for the Buccaneers? Maybe. Could I see Favre seriously make a return to the NFL? Probably not. But still it’d be awesome!


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New York State and their Governor Andrew Cuomo have pushed a new law that if you are caught texting and driving you will receive 5 points on your Driver’s License and a 100 dollar fine. An annoucement was held at some crappy Thruway stop in New Baltimore, New York in which Cuomo announced there will be over 90 spots where cars can pull over and text. Along with 300 signs to signal them in which way to go. Whoever finds one of these pictures make sure you take a picture of it. Then send it to my twitter account @thehachland. If you’re driving while taking the picture I will send you a 8×10 of me!

Abe Lincoln Selfie?


150 years ago the now famous Gettysburg address was given by then President of the United States Abraham Lincoln. In one of the most famous speaches of well, ever, there is a small flaw about it. We don’t have much video or well, even picture proof of it. And well… now we do. As this may be an actual picture of a man named Lincoln. And no, he is not a Vampire hunter.

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In a shocking move the Volkswagen car company has announced they are ending the production of their Volkswagen Bus. The shocking news of all was that it was still in production. I didn’t know and probably 99% of Americans didn’t know either. But maybe this is the sad story of the death of the hippy. Because I really don’t know of any other person who has driven one of those. But then again this could be a good time for them to redesign it and bring it back. Would be a good idea. Heck, I might even buy one. As long as it comes with a bottle of Febreze.

Only One Out Away


Michael Wacha has introduced us to well himself. After sending the Washington Nationals in a hitless streak for 111 pitches and deep into the 9th inning with 2 outs remaining until it all came crashing down. Luckily it was just a small hit from Ryan Zimmerman. But that one it ended Wacha’s first ever no hit attempt. But we may see more from him, for this is his rookie campaign.

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Yesterday was one of those days in which we remember those we’ve lost more than we think of the the weather. As we celebrated the 22nd Anniversary of the passing of one of the literary geniuses we were graced with the one and only Dr. Seuss. The mastery mind behind The Grinch, The Lorax and creating fictional lands and rhyming words in which rap artists like Eminem is quite jealous of.

We also remember a comedic genius as his birthday would have also been celebrated yesterday. The Saturday Night Live and The Simpsons alum Phil Hartman would have blown out 65 candles.



Over at Lords Of Pain, Mr. Tito has written a very interesting article in which he states that TNA is actually closer to battling WWE than many of us believe. He thinks they’re just one wrestler away. Take a look as Mr. Tito Strikes Back.


Check out these youngsters performing the bands Tools song 46 and 2! Pretty amazing that these kids have covered this very difficult song.



Tonight we welcome back the boys of South Park as they kick off the 17th season. Yes, 17! No word on who will be appearing on this episode but it’s entitled “Let Go, Let Gov” Check it out at 10pm on Comedy Central.



Here is the 1979 Topps baseball card of Kiko Garcia. Who played Short stop for the Baltimore Orioles. Sadly his tenure with Baltimore and in MLB wouldn’t last long especially with career numbers .239 BA, 12 HR and 112 RBIs.


1 thought on “Wednesday The 25th Of 2013”

  1. Favre sucks! Hach rules! Yah!!

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